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Joke of the Day

"When I was young, I grew up in a theme park.. The theme of the park was trailer."

"[Russian Joke] What will the results of the next election be? No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!"

"Surprises are always more fun... unless it's a baby. They tend to startle easily, so an ill-timed surprise may actually upset them."

"Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open? Because she expected some change in the weather."

"For Father's Day I got my dad a bunch of connectors for copper pipe. I thought it was a fitting gift."

"Why can't white girls finish their sentences? Because they can't even"

"Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage? I don't know I just fly the drone."

"Even if your a one in a million kind of guy There are a thousand people just like you in China"

"Several ducks were found dead in a playground. Police are suspecting fowl play."

"Had sex for the first time yesterday. It was a load off my chest. And a load onto hers."