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Joke of the Day
"Several ducks were found dead in a playground. Police are suspecting fowl play."
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"How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***? Have another 80 year old woman yell ""bingo!"""
"They say acid is a gateway drug.. But good luck getting to the fridge when there's a fucking dragon guarding it!"
"Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of ""Polish Remover""."
"What comes after 69? Mouthwash"
"I saw a TV for sale for only 1 because the volume button was stuck Did I buy it? Of course I did! Well, I couldn't turn it down Could I?"
"Donald Trump is raping the republican party unlike the female body, the GOP has no power to shut it down."
"A guy with a wooden eyeball is self conscious... ...so he asks the homeliest girl at the ball if she would like to dance. She looks him straight in the face and says ""would I?!"""
"My Islamic friend had a birthday party... It was a blast!"
"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you wouldn't have heard of it"