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Joke of the Day

"There's no such thing as detoxing your body, but enjoy spending three hundred bucks on your diarrhea."

"Which elf likes to click pictures? sELFie"

"If your body is a temple, does than mean that bald guys get to come inside you?"

"Why should you never high-five a Roman? They might give you Hi-V back!"

"When do elephants have eight feet? When there are two of them."

"I booked a day trip to Svalbard in April! I get back in August."

"To the guy who turned the entire first floor of his house into a giant ball pit - I will find you, and I will marry you"

"*puts leash around pet lobster* I think there will be games and lots of friends to play with Pinchy *walks into Lobsterfest* COVER YOUR EYES"

"Wanna hear a joke? women's rights"

"Did you read the novel about the US drug epidemic? The heroin gets abused."