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Joke of the Day

"Something I told my mom when I was 6... Me: I know what planet has a black hole! Mom: Which one? Me: Uranus"

"If I were a woman, I'd probably say things like ""gotta go polish the petunia"" and then back my car into a mailbox."

"A mathematician and a statistician wrote a cook book together. It was called ""Pi A LA Mode""."

"What's Monica Lewinskys favorite time of day Eight o'cock"

"Why can't Casper have kids? Cause he has a Halloweenie"

"I was fired from the orange juice factory I just couldn't concentrate."

"Did you know that Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin? That he built."

"I asked my mom why I had to go to singing lessons. She told me it was a skill I needed to a choir."

"You shouldn't commit any crimes after you marry someone. Why? Because you have a mother in law."

"Zelda Williams came over my house and stormed out in a rage... All I did was ask her ""How's it hangin?"""