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Joke of the Day
"Two jihadists walks into a gay bar.... Needless to say, they had a huge blast"
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"Am I in a safe neighborhood? I only see 2 stores that exclusively sell lacrosse equipment."
"Cheers to the freakin weekend *lays in bed for 2 days straight*"
"I went to a psychic today. Ended up accidentally breaking her crystal ball. It cost me a fortune."
"Why do porn directors prefer real Christmas trees? Because they don't need fluffing."
"While they're a lot of fun on Halloween, did you know most jack-o'-lanterns end up at the pound? Please. Next year, carve a puppy."
"A rainy Friday is still better than a sunny Monday..."
"I saw six men carrying a coffin in the cemetery. Two hours later they were still carrying the coffin around the cemetery I thought to myself ""They've lost the plot"""
"My toddler eats with her right hand but is ambidextrous when it comes to total destruction."
"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman ? One is a super hero and the other is a simple command."