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Joke of the Day
"Two jihadists walks into a gay bar.... Needless to say, they had a huge blast"
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"If you're a pregnant teenage white girl and you don't name your child Pumpkin Spice Latte you are wasting everyone's time."
"What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles? Electricity."
"Are you Russian? Cause I'll be Putin my dick in your mouth tonight. (Don't use as a pick up line doesn't work)"
"How many kids do you think Wolverine has? Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out."
"I need a girl that appreciates the little things. So when I take my pants off she will be excited."
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra That's the joke"
"My friend has a job coming up with bathroom humor He just writes a lot of shitty puns."
"I got caled into jury duty today... That's going to result in a well hung jury."
"The longer a Facebook photo of someone's kid goes unliked, the stronger I become."