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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same."

"How do you keep redditors in suspense? I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow"

"I ordered a book called ""How to relieve stress"" My goodness, for the life of me I really hope that it arrives on time. And that it's useful. And that the delivery man doesn't dislike me."

"Man at the dog park: Who's a good girl? WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL???? Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*"

"There are 10 types of people... There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary, and those who don't ."

"You may be cool.. ...but you'll never be -274 C cool."

"Don't be afraid to be open-minded. Your brain isn't going to fall out."

"My 8 year old son wrote this... What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes? A poultry-geist."

"The importance of commas ""Let's eat, grandpa!"" said the incestuous cannibal"

"I found the secret to getting fresh content on the front page. I turned my laptop off and opened Reddit on my phone. Boom, all blue links on my front page again."