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Joke of the Day

"My 8 year old son wrote this... What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes? A poultry-geist."

"if a blonde and a Asian girl would jump off a bridge who would land first? The Asian girl because the blonde would stop and ask for directions."

"What's better than four roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ."

"Want your daily dose of vitamin C? Look at pictures of Donald Trump"

"What did the vampire lizard say to his next victim? Iguana suck your blood!"

"I moustache you a question but I'm shavin' it for later Sean Connery."

"How can you know a girl is from Japan? Her pussy is blurry."

"Just introduced my teen daughter to Monty Python, thus completing my duties as a father. I will now retire to Florida and await grandkids."

"Send prayers. Laura on Facebook didn't realize she was out of syrup until AFTER the pancakes were made! It's causing quite a stir..."

"How do you beat the Islanders? Give 'em a 3 goal lead"