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Joke of the Day
"What's Donald Trump's favorite kind of milk? 1%"
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"Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car? A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!"
"New neighbor: Hi. It's nice to meet you. Me: It's nice to meet you too. This is my daughter, 9 Neighbor: What's your Twitter @ Me: DAMMIT"
"Photons don't have mass. Does that mean that the light of God doesn't go to church?"
"I saw a poster today, somebody was asking ""Have you seen my cat?"" So I called the number and said that I didn't. I like to help people."
"What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit? Yeahman"
"The average person has sex 89 times a year My December is going to be fucking sick"
"What's an elephant's most sexual organ? It's foot. Because if it stands on you you're fucked."
"Doctor told me I'm getting overweight Crap I thought eating disorder was bad enough!"
"What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ? Tagliateddy !"