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Joke of the Day
"It's like sex while camping.. it's fucking intense"
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"I quit drinking & people laughed at me. Now the iPhone 7 is here and I get to sell a clean & pure Liver. The joke is now on them."
"A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table... ...one full of water in case he gets thirsty, one empty in case he doesn't."
"Ask me about my vow of silence."
"why don't vampires go to frat parties? they're afraid of natural light"
"You know what would really suck? Finding a needle in a haystack."
"Millions are killed each year because they go potty without checking behind the shower curtain first. Be smart. Peep before you poop."
"Apparently you can't get a sick leave just because you're sick of seeing everyone at the office."
"I have the body of a 20 year old model... Unfortunately it won't fit in my freezer."
"Is a lightsaber's blade hot or cold? Neither. Its warm. *picks up lightsaber *warm warm warm*"