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Joke of the Day

"Drake the type of dude who eat two gummy bears at the same time so they don't die alone."

"I farted in an Apple store today and everyone yelled at me... Like it's my fault they don't have Windows..."

"How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one...but the light bulb has to WANT to change."

"My girlfriend said she bought the lingerie for me, but then got upset when I put it on... I dont get women."

"A pirate walks into a bar... With his ship's steering wheel on his dick. The bartender asks, ""Whats with the wheel on your john?"" the pirate replied, ""Arrg it's driving me nuts!"""

"My analyst says I anthropomorphize... but It's only a problem when I do it to people."

"I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me."

"The average person loses their virginity at 17. Congratulations you are above average."

"Why did the black boy fall off his bike? He didn't, he fell off yours."

"What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common? NEED MORE GAINS"