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Joke of the Day
"I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me."
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"Wanna hear a joke?? Womens rights!! Even better? They believe it!!"
"What did Jeffrey Dahlmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Excuse me are you going to eat that? *Ellen Barken on David Letterman show."
"The Rocky Mountains Ever since Colorado passed amendment 64, legalizing marijuana, there have been talks of renaming the Rocky Mountains to the Stoney Mountains."
"Smiles from ear to ear. Wife: what are you smiling about? Our dog just took a giant dump in our neighbors yard Wife: God I love that dog."
"A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass. The doctors described his condition as stable."
"Yo mama so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her 10 years to live."
"The longest joke in the world it's actually longer than allowed on reddit so here's a link: http://longestjokeintheworld.com/"
"How does Bob Marley like his donuts? Preferably not dead from cancer."
"Who's a gamers favourite Asian Lo Ping"