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Joke of the Day

"Little kids are so lucky; they don't have to pay rent or wear deodorant."

"I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was... ...she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose."

"If the Terminator was female the line would have been, ""I might be back, I haven't decided yet."""

"Difference between GF & WIFE Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes."

"How are one night stands like savings accounts? ...you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest."

"Why did the chess master order a Russian bride? He needed a Chech mate!"

"Being a black jew was tough Finally you get freed from slavery, only to be told ""work makes you free""."

"I went to an AA meeting, met a lot of batteries"

"Fun prank idea: Take your friend's fiancee to lunch and say things that give her doubts about the relationship."

"I don't think I'm racist but... ...the KKK all look the same to me"