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Joke of the Day
"Little kids are so lucky; they don't have to pay rent or wear deodorant."
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"My mother said today, ""I'm always alright as long as I'm taking that D."" She was referring to vitamin D."
"What're nuts on a wall? Bob: What are nuts on a wall? Dan: walnuts? Bob: What are nuts on a chest? Dan: Chestnuts? Bob: What are nuts on your chin? Dan: Chinnuts? Bob: No, dick in your mouth!"
"Yo momma so fat She has a hard time breathing and walking because of her obesity."
"What was hitler's favorite topic in math? Aljewbra"
"Went to buy face moisturizer and the young girl at counter said, ""Lets find something for mature skin."" And then Security had to escort me."
"I have no idea how I use to get around in the dark before I had a cell phone."
"Why doesn't the Jolly Green Giant patronize prostitutes? He has no room in his life for a fourth ho."
"""A black man follows me when it's sunny outside. When it's cloudy, he goes home."" ""Brick, that's your shadow."""
"If you have to do more than 3 takes when taking a picture of yourself, it's not the angle or the lighting. It's you. You're ugly."