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Joke of the Day

"Went to buy face moisturizer and the young girl at counter said, ""Lets find something for mature skin."" And then Security had to escort me."

"Conserve energy. How would you feel if someone turned you on and left?"

"I hate dividing fractions. Flipping reciprocals."

"Did you hear about the paper boy? He blew away. More at www.onebadjoke.com"

"Conservatives say the problem is Christianity ain't taught in schools. The real problem is Christianity ain't taught in church."

"Looking to find a way to say ""I'm not mad at you"" without actual human communication? Try a Facebook Like today!"

"A co-pilot walks into a library and asks for a number of books on suicide. The librarian says ""Are you going to take them all out with you""? ""Hmmm"" he replies ""That's a good idea"""

"What are the ""White Walkers"" doing when we don't see them in a GoT episode? Chilling."

"What's the difference between lobsters and crabs? I don't *have* lobsters!"

"What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan? Battle Royale with cheese"