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Joke of the Day

"A local convent, which had no security system, suffered a kidnapping. No fence, nun taken."

"Accountants aren't boring people They just get excited about boring things."

"What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway!"

"I figured out why the plane crashed! There were skeletons driving it!"

"Penn State We all know that older woman who go after younger guys are called cougars. Well older men who go after young boys are called Nittany Lions."

"[black jack] DEALER: 14 ME: hit me D: 16 M: hit me D: 23 M: hit me D: M: D: M: make it look good so my wife believes I was mugged"

"What do you call it when cosine plays? Cos(play)"

"You know that chick who said, ""Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels?""... Yeah, well I ate her."

"Did you hear about that new black hole? It's near Uranus.."

"Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill"