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Joke of the Day
"You know you've got a real fatty in bed when her boobs taste like deodorant"
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"For sale: Golden Retriever, had for 9 months, has yet to retrieve gold. Should have bought a metal detector."
"Nitrogen Monoxide Having Nitrogen Monoxide as parents would really suck. Every time you ask them for something, they'd just be like, ""NO""."
"I got tired of smelling soggy tacos, so I quit working at Taco Bell. Also, the food smells like shit."
"Video games don't cause violence, they PREVENT it. Whenever I see a turtle now, I chuck it off the nearest cliff where it can't hurt anyone."
"When does a Smurf pull his pants down? Once in a blue moon."
"Me: Good night, moon. [30 mins later] Moon: I thought you went to bed. I saw you favorite that tweet. Why aren't you reading my messages?"
"What's invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey farts."
"FUN AT THE PARK Ordinarily, staring is creepy. But if you spread your attention across many individuals, then it's just people watching."
"I was on TV last night When I'm drunk, I sleep anywhere."