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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet? Because they got lost at C."
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"Do you know how much cocaine Charlie Sheen uses ? Enough to kill two and half a man."
"What's a pirate's favorite firework? M80"
"What's the difference between ""like"", ""love"" and ""showing off""? Spit, Swallow and Gargle."
"I think my parents should have named me Winter So that every time I'm having sex with my girlfriend, I could shout 'Brace yourselves! Winter is coming!'"
"What's the difference between me and a calendar? A calendar has dates"
"April showers bring the May flowers. What do the May Flowers bring? Pilgrims"
"How do you starve a black guy? Hide his food stamps under his work boots."
"What do you call a mexican midget? a paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay."
"I'm going back to work tomorrow after the holiday break, which means playing that annual game: What food is rotting in the office kitchen?"