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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet? Because they got lost at C."
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"Hey Feminazis, I sprained my wrist jet-skiing this weekend, so you can shut up about the ""pain of childbirth."""
"Using the toilet on the airplane means I'm certified to teach yoga now."
"My wife just dropped her keys & said ""What's WRONG with me?"" & I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question."
"What was the name of the hobbit who went to get frozen yoghurt? Froyo Baggins."
"Q: Why did the apple cry? A: Its peelings were hurt."
"How do you know when an Australian prisoner is raping another prisoner? When they're in an inmate mate"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotopus"
"The St Louis Rams are moving to Los Angeles... And Im too lazy to move out of my parents house"
"I just saw Toy Story in 3D... The guy in 4D asked me to take off my hat."