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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the family with hereditary diarrhea? They said it runs in their jeans"
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"They say the human imagination is infinite. Try to imagine a new color."
"There are four things that you can look at into infinity. A flowing water, blazing fire, a woman parking her car, and - in one case - the ceiling of the mausoleum."
"What did the clam say when a crab attacked him? Kelp!"
"How does every Romanian recipe start? 1. Steal a chicken. From an old family friend."
"Why did butcher and doctor both have go to same bar? meat cleaver or outside they both drink bar alcohol. Then doctor said ""what about the other guy"" (Other guy is guy who is meat)"
"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw"
"You won't be hearing from me for a while. I'm being investigated for stealing swimming pool inflatables.... I gotta lilo."
"Accountants aren't boring people They just get excited about boring things."
"*i get home riding a pig* Wife: Hey honey, how was the ""Hog Riders"" meeting? Me: *sighs* Pointless...this one was for motorcycles too."