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"What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents? A *Cedar* tree."
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"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick into a girls ass."
"Since everyone is writing a poem, please don't read mine [deleted]"
"Light beer is like having sex in a canoe... It's fucking close to water"
"I just patented a new device that allows you to pee while watching a movie... It's called the ""Catheater""."
"What do you call an African man with alot of problems? A Zulu Worry-er > I actually made this up just now while chilling with some of my black friends. They loved it."
"(from my 8 year old) What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions? Arrows con Pollo"
"""A Bunch of Stuff I Remembered and Then Compiled into a Narratively Cohesive Yet Inconsistently Compelling Tome: A Memoir"""
"My relationship advice is if you're not single you deserve it."
"What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside? A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)"