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Joke of the Day

"Why are there so many Redditor archeologists? Because /r/jokes loves digging up the past."

"What do you call it when 2 cops let everyone know some dead cow meat is homosexual. Steakout"

"GOD- ""I will send a plague that will kill all living things on earth"" *Fish slip the LORD a $20* ""On second thought how about a flood?"""

"""You hang UP."" ""No, YOU hang UP."" - Movie theater workers arguing about hanging movie poster for Up."

"Menstruation is NOT a laughing matter. Period."

"Why did the console player cross the road? Because fuck you for clicking on this just to tell me how much of a shitty repost this is!"

"DOROTHY: What do these shoes do? GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame [tries new pair] And these? G: Wait- D: [clicks heels] [turns into hamburger]"

"i enjoy video games because they let me live out my wildest fantasies, like being assigned a task and then completing that task"

"Beauty and the Beast is my favorite movie about how beauty is only skin deep. What's important is that you're rich & you have a giant castle"

"What's the difference between a slut and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it."