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Joke of the Day
"Relationship are like algebra... Do you ever look at your X and wonder Y?"
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"If you beep your horn .004 seconds after the light changes green, I will shut off the car, lay on the hood and feed the birds for an hour."
"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags."
"Men at the supermarket are like fish in an aquarium. Silent, with no recollection of how or why they got there."
"Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No it's theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the attention."
"Wedding day Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The ceremony wasn't that great, but let me tell ya the reception was great."
"I replace all the family pictures my coworkers have on their desks with pictures of baby sloths and suddenly I need professional help?!?"
"What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders? The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance"
"You may be cool.. ...but you'll never be -274 C cool."
"Who are the world's fastest readers? The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry"