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Joke of the Day
"Albert Einstein just finished his theory about space. Its about time too"
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"Whats the difference between Jelly and Jam? I cant jelly my dick in your mouth"
"Dr ""Do you want the good news or the bad news?"" Patient ""Good"" Dr ""You have 6 months to live"" P ""What's the bad news!?"" Dr ""...in dog years"""
"Where do college students go for medical attention? An I.V. League."
"I was watching FOX Sports, but decided to switch to the History Channel... You still get to see the US destroy Japan, but there are fewer commercials! Edit: grammar"
"An honest driving school would name itself How to Drive When Cops Are Around School."
"Imagine meeting the person of your dreams and then finding out they use cutlery to eat a burger."
"If the Founding Fathers were alive today, what would they be doing? clawing at the tops of their coffins and screaming, probably."
"What's Irish and stays out all night? Patio furniture"
"Too black for casuals So we were having sex and my girlfriend asked if she could roleplay as a 14 year old teenager and i said : -what the fuck , u will be 14 in 2 years anyway"