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Joke of the Day
"I spotted a jaguar earlier today, Now it looks like a leopard."
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"What kind of bear is best? One that gets you an oscar"
"My boyfriend wanted a serious relationship so we stopped smiling at each other."
"Did you hear about the guy who nearly drowned in a bowl of muesli? He was saved by a strong currant."
"what do you call bees on halloween? boo bees"
"My tree went missing..... so I took a picture of it and nailed it to a dog."
"*driving my date to the ER* I told you my possum doesn't like direct eye contact. This one is on you."
"You know whats sad? A depressed onion cutting itself."
"What if earth rotates 30 times faster? Interviewer:""If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?"" engineer:""We will get our salary everyday"" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently"
"Went for a 4 mile run this morning. Now everything hurts... even my eyelashes."