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Joke of the Day
"Whos the funniest disney princess? raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely.."
Next Joke
"How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent? She starts her sentance with ""A man once told me"""
"Nothing like sitting on a chair at your kid's school to inspire you to never eat cookies again."
"Everybody loves my mom's cooking The only thing she's ever made that people didn't like was me"
"if a picture's worth a thousand words, the people posting photos on twitter are going over by 860 characters"
"Register for a new blender on your baby registry. It drowns out the crying and makes margaritas. You're welcome."
"Animation joke: what do animator's use to wash their mouths? a lip sync."
"Asians are so bad at driving im starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident."
"Whats the difference between Outlaws and Mother-in-laws? Outlaws are wanted."
"If you didn't get caught did you really do it?"