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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the engineer who miss labeled all the floor numbers He was wrong on so many levels."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To move out of range of North Korea's long ranged missiles."

"How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job? He isn't very App-y"

"Drill Sgt didn't like me giving unlicensed chiropractic adjustments to the platoon when he told me... Get your hands off my privates!"

"I once went to an all you can eat bakery in France. It was a painful experience."

"And The Bro saith unto them, Follow me to the club, and I will make you fishers of women. Bromans 4:19"

"What is Paula Deen's favorite insect? The Butterfly"

"All my life I've wanted to learn to juggle. I just never had the balls to do it."

"I want to be a pharmacist just so I can yell ""Now take these suppositories and shove'em straight up your ass!"""

"Whats the difference between a cockpit and a condom? you can only get one prick into a condom -Fight Club"