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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless."
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"Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not."
"What do you call a noisy Chinese dog? How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)"
"I really don't get Astrology but I just hope my daughter stays a Virgo until she's at least 18."
"What do American beer and a canoe have in common? Both are fucking close to water."
"A gentleman goes into a doctor's office... ...and says, ""Doctor, Doctor, I keep forgetting things!"" The doctor responds, ""When did this start?"" and the gentleman replies, ""When did what start?"""
"What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away? A Hipaacrite"
"What do you call a Russian with Tourettes Syndrome? Yukanol Fukov"
"How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist? Ask them to pronounce unionized."
"I just heard my friend suffocated working at a nescafe factory. I was worried he suffered but luckily, it was instant."