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Joke of the Day
"Me: ""I came to Twitter to be creative and express myself."" Twitter: lol, you said ""came""."
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"I wish I had one original thought in life. Don't be sorry, everyone does."
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"I had a childhood friend who had a speech impediment Needless to say, I kick ass at Mad Gab"
"I told my parents to vote for Trump... So I wouldn't have to take Spanish in high school"
"A man takes his wife to the disco... https://anchor.fm/w/989B00"
"Frank says to Bob: ""I saw some Grees down by the river. We should go insult them."" Bob replies: ""Frank, you know I'd never diss a Gree with you."""
"Why is Six afraid of Seven Because Seven is a Six offender."