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Joke of the Day

"Shout out to Pringles for admitting they're addictive, unlike cigarettes and heroin the two biggest liars of the snack industry."

"What did the Ocean say to the Beach? Nothing, it just waved... Thank you, than you.... I'm here all week"

"What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory? Two testicles."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ...ba dum tss!"

"Just saw a dude with a row of pimples that looked exactly like a sick handlebar moustache. Nice one, puberty."

"Somehow,, We've got to find a way to STOP the driver of that bus that everyone keeps getting thrown under."

"I used to be indecisive... Now I'm not so sure..."

"Doctor! Is it normal to have one leg longer than the other two?"

"What did you get for your birthday? Another year!"

"Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's? He heard boys' pants were half off."