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Joke of the Day
"What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down? Igloos it back together."
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"What do black people get after death? Nigger Mortis"
"What's the difference between America and yogurt? One has culture."
"Ellen Pao couldn't become a Miss America, so instead she became a Miss Ogynist."
"I bet you think it's funny when... I bet you think it's funny when I have a runny nose. It snot."
"Alcohol is never the answer...... Unless the question is, ""What is C2H5OH?"""
"It's so freeing to be single again because now I can finally catch up on all the things I've been meaning to do like being really lonely."
"Dads are like boomerangs I hope."
"[HR office] HR: you know why you're here, right? Me: HR: you can't ""contract"" Down's Syndrome & you can't call in sick with it"
"I bet the government is behind all these conspiracy theories."