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Joke of the Day

"What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down? Igloos it back together."

"How do you make a baby drink? You stick it in a blender."

"how many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they just beat it for being black!"

"Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, ""School Ahead, Go Slow!"""

"This joke is so not funny... it makes Robin Williams want to kill himself. too soon?"

"Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course."

"I'd get my mind out of the gutter, but I think it's wrong to remove an animal from its natural habitat."

"Why is santa's sack so big? He only comes once a year..."

"Tarzan doesn't have a beard. Yet he lives in the jungle for over 30 years."

"When I get a dog I'm going to name it fart So I can yell ""COME FART!"" In public"