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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend spilt hummus all over her... Can't believe that chick pea'd herself"
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"If guys think with their penises, what does a guy say to a girl after a date? Blow my mind."
"What's the difference between a lonely person getting trolled and a wanted sexual offender? Ones a pranked Redditor, the other is a ranked predator."
"him: i love you me: im saving my emotions for the star wars premiere"
"Atoms are what make us all Matter:)"
"Why can't you escape the angry forest? Because there are mad trees."
"How Swift is Kanye? About as West as Taylor"
"I used to be a banker But then I lost interest."
"Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts? Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars."
"I just went to a very emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers."