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Joke of the Day

"when there was one set of footprints in the sand, that was when I tripped and fell but Jesus didn't see and he kept walking for a little bit"

"If the Dove is ""The Bird Of Peace"" What's the bird of love? The Swallow."

"Yes, I'd like to return this pizza ""is there a problem, sir?"" *opens box* ITS GOT NO TOPPINGS ON ""sir, you've opened the box upside-down"""

"Guinness book of world records I use to have my dick in the Guinness book of world records, but then the librarian told me I had to leave."

"What do you call a man with a one inch penis? Justin."

"The crossed eyed teacher... ...had trouble controling his pupils."

"Ugh, Amazon Prime takes two whole days for delivery. I wish there was a way I could buy things and get them immediately."

"What's the difference between sex and conversation? You don't know? Well let's go have a discussion..."

"What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up? An umbrella!"

"I said the punchline before the joke. Wanna know why I got downvoted yesterday?"