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Joke of the Day

"Please, person who just said ""libary"", tell me more about what an avid reader you are."

"When does a guy turn into a gay? When something's bent on top of U"

"I sometimes feel kinda brave until I see a slightly above average size moth."

"How do polish people show gratitude? They say thansk."

"What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4."

"They say two heads are better than one... men are the exception"

"I found a bug in Madden 2015 I sacked Tony Romo, and he didn't break his collarbone."

"Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you? OMG I'm freaking out right now tell me his exact words."

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"It's not an octopus. It's a water spider. And yes, so called ""marine biologist"", if you live in the ocean you swallow 8 of them every year."