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Joke of the Day

"A rainy Friday is still better than a sunny Monday..."

"(OC) one I thought up this morning What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting? ""Lettuce prey"""

"Monster: Stick 'em down. Ghost: Don't you mean stick 'em up. Monster: No wonder I'm not making much money in this business."

"I got 99 problems and they're all friend requests from people I didn't like in high school."

"Billion dollar idea: A phone that charges using body fat!"

"Me: What do gay horses eat? Mom: Oh! I've heard this one, it's Haaaaaaay!"" Me: Wrong. Penises."

"How come reddit posters have no babies? Because OP never delivers."

"What do black people and a tornado have in common? It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood."

"A developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden... ...but he didn't have root access."

"I've added Paul Walker on Xbox Live But he's always stuck on the dashboard."