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Joke of the Day
"When can't a pencil write out a check? When it's broke."
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"My friend told me he broke my lamp He said I hope you're not mad. No, im delighted"
"I would totally support the development of a 14-year after pill."
"I store drugs right under my nose Don't believe me? Check my stash"
"Why was the midget fired from his job? He came up short on his register."
"how was copper wire invented? 2 jews found the same penny"
"How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? Twelve, one to change it and the other eleven to start a support group called ""recovering from the darkness"""
"I forgot my U-bend was blocked when I went to the toilet... I soon remembered, when it all came flooding back."
"My girlfriend told me to ""tread lightly."" So when I ran over her, I drove really slow."
"Sit down, give your mind a rest - it obviously needs it."