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Joke of the Day

"I was recently asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""Through a window"" is not the correct answer! thanks user/TheLuckyBarkeep"

"A doctor amputated a hand on a patient and the doctor said to the patient ""on the other hand... you aren't disabled"""

"i'd tel a joke about classical music But you would'nt be able to handel it."

"Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? A. Ruth-less."

"In a recent survey into blow jobs, and why men like them so much 6% liked the feeling, 12% liked the excitement and 82% just like the peace and quiet."

"Have any of you heard about the magician who was driving home? He turned into a driveway."

"Dentist sign reads ""KGB Dentistry"" The sign continued, ""We are Putin in your filling."""

"Me: *throws banana and waits for it to return, boomerang style* that's the last time I ever believe anything I read on Yahoo Answers..."

"How does a Jewish guy get his favorite beer? Hebrews it himself."

"What do a German says when you show him a good meme? Danke"