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Joke of the Day

"I was recently asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""Through a window"" is not the correct answer! thanks user/TheLuckyBarkeep"

"Dad: Why do you smell like weed? Me: How do you know what weed smells like?! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :("

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair"

"Mexican jokes and black jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny"

"Your teeth are like the stars Yellow and separated."

"Yo mama so ugly... ...when she plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion says ""STAY OVER THERE!"""

"I just got back from r/Synesthesia It tasted great!"

"CNN just wondered if I'm sending disasters to punish you for your sins. No, I'm sending them to punish you for CNN."

"who gives a shit about how many spiders you eat when you're asleep? I'm worried about how many are getting into the other holes"