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Joke of the Day
"If weddings were for couples there would be men's wedding magazines."
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"I met Josh Pec the other day... I met Josh Pec the other day, he's such a boob."
"If you ever feel bad about your procrastination, Harry had three month to figure out the egg clue and still did it the night before"
"Dad: ""Don't you come back late midnight again... ...Otherwise you'll be coming back next year."""
"Back when I was a kid we stared at the wall when we took a shit and we liked it!"
"This no more tears shampoo sucks. I've been feeding it to my friends kid and he's still crying. nnnnMust be doing something wrong."
"What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? (hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss"
"Doctor: Ted, you're dying, Patient: My name's not Ted. Doctor (checking clipboard): Linda, you're pregnant."
"Confucius say: Man who is outstanding in rain dance will be out standing in rain."
"Married Couple Friend:hey how's your married life buddy..... Jhon: 20 years before it was like heaven ....... 20 years after no fucks given"