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Joke of the Day

"How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb? About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song."

"i have a question for ron gaul why was my wife screaming your name last night?"

"A teenage boy decides to stop masturbating."

"When someone says something was made with ""love"" what exactly does that mean? Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake?"

"I'm an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me."

"Roy Hodgson has told the England squad that they'll have to tighten their belts next week. He also added that they should not remove them until the ""fasten seat belt"" sign goes out."

"The only way to make conservatives feel threatened by climate change is to convince them the climate is gay."

"Today I set my location on Tinder to Flint, Michigan I heard the girls are hella thirsty"

"All my life, I've wanted to learn how to juggle... But I never had the balls to try"

"What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look at me I'm changing."