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Joke of the Day

"When someone says ""No Biggie"", I reply with ""not since 97"" and immediately break down crying"

"Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. It's so thick that if you tell her a joke five minutes after she's stopped laughing her face is still smiling!"

"Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand."

"What do you call twin kittens? Dupli-cats"

"I laughed at a lot of the posts here on Reddit. They /r/jokes."

"They found Bruce Willis dead next to a bottle of Viagra... ...I guess he *Died Hard*"

"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."

"Q: What's brown, red, black and blue? A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes."

"Iggy Azalea must have an infinitely high viscosity because she got no flow."

"2016 is almost coming to an end Surprise MFs. I have a leap second added to me."