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Joke of the Day
"Why are trigonometric functions always women? Because they have periods!"
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"What do you call an angry pirate? P-irate"
"*whispers to old lady at Starbucks* one time they ran out of coffee here and we ate a baby"
"It's only 8:30 am and I've managed to work ""rock out with your cock out"" into a conversation. This day is already a winner."
"Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chef ! Chef who ? Chef Bridges !"
"Remember, your neighbours aren't going to be attacked by killer bees on their own. You have to want it. You need to make it happen."