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Joke of the Day
"My wife and I decided to have kids... ...for lunch. Fried children are yummy."
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"Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to."
"I'm not sure if my foots been asleep for the last 3 days or if I have diabetes."
"Just dropped my new single it's me i'm single"
"Hi kids I'm Keanu Reeves here to tell you that speed is never cool unless you're a professional SWAT member on a bus that's about to blow up"
"What do you call a folder of child pornography? A pedo-file."
"I was walking thru the graveyard the other morning... Saw a guy kneeling behind a headstone. I walked up to him and greeted him ""Morning!"" He replied, ""Nah, I'm just taking a shit"""
"Physicist Frank Wilczek states that there is life on other planets... Profesor Stephen Hawking maintains his position."
"*lights scented candle* *accidentally burns down house* *everyone agreed that it smelled amazing*"
"Babe are you a new software update? Because not now."