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Joke of the Day
"What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?? Allah-penos"
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"[religion conference] BUDDHA: What's your opener? JESUS: ""God loves you."" You? BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too"
"Me: *passes ransom note* Mom: 2 bags of unmarked cookies? Me: Or you'll never see the cat alive! Mom: He's behind you. Me: STUPID KITTY!"
"What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands? Canta Plaus. Source: https://youtu.be/44aiB0vB36Y"
"Confucius says: Man who run behind car will get exhausted but man who runs in front of car will get tyred."
"Do you know anything about real estate? ""Points to groin"" Can you tell me if this is a ""lot"""
"What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas? Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!"
"FOUND: IPod Touch 4G, 32GB, white. Must be able to match the naked pics I found in the photos."
"What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by? One with Parkinson's disease!"
"Whenever I lose a follower I assume they died and the family had the account removed, because hello! I'm amazing!!"