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Joke of the Day

"I was walking along the road the other day when I saw a dead, baby ghost... ...however if I think about it it was probably a handkerchief"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock up your ass."

"Broken pencils are pointless."

"Just cause something is your middle name doesn't mean you do it all the time. My middle name is sexhaver. Lol ok, bad example, but"

"Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth."

"What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat? You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat."

"Urban Dictionary: Helping white folks figure out if they're getting insulted or complimented daily."

"A laugh track, but for every time my boss says ""I need this done today."""

"What's a vegetarian policeman's favourite meal? Caesar Salad"

"How do you know if a wizards gay? It disappears with a poof."