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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one? The lonely one dated igneous rocks!"
Next Joke
"Tomorrow is a day of fasting and abstinence for many denominations. So I guess that means no meat of ANY kind."
"I'm going to pay a stranger to cut my head hairs. This is normal and I'm normal for doing it"
"What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska? Sarah Palin"
"My wife's so square in bed she has cubic hair"
"A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. ""Ha ha!"" says the nun, removing her costume. ""I'm the bus driver!"""
"If ever you're feeling down, and I can't be there to do it in person, just imagine me awkwardly patting your shoulder & looking at my watch."
"Marijuana is the gateway drug to taking 45 minutes to pick out which color Gatorade you want to buy."
"If being drunk before 3pm on a Friday is wrong, I never want to be right."
"My wife told me she thought the clone troopers were kinda hot I told her she might have a Fettish."