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Joke of the Day

"Case against Congress A guy walks into his agent's office and says, ""Got a great movie idea. Guy hates Congress wants to bring them down."" Agent looks up and says, ""We'll never get the backing!"""

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"I just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It only took me six months, which is amazing considering the box says 2-4 years."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Gordon ramsey"
"An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfit fanatic walk into a bar... Who talks more?"
"How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner."
"What do you call someone with one arm and no legs? Names"
"For people who say ""nothing is impossible"", that's crazy. I've been successfully doing nothing for several years now."
"Why does the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing :D"