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Joke of the Day

"A man walks in on his wife, an English professor, having sex with his buddy. Honey! How could you! Well.. I'm surprised! She responds: *I'm* surprised. *you* are *astonished*."

"Some (Hopefully OC) poem I thought of while lounging around. There once was a man named Larry Whose stomach detested dairy He had ice cream Harmless it seemed But next afternoon he was buried"

"A Siri joke!: Two iPhones walk into a bar... ...Carrying a set of iPod shuffles. The bartender says: > Let those iPods sing, man! He was an iSurfer on iPad mini."

"I have a photographer's memory Or is it photographic? I always forget."

"A little girl asked her father ""Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?"" And he replied ""No there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...'"""

"My favorite knock knock joke. Knock Knock! Who's there? To. To Who? To *Whom.*"

"""PARTY FOWL"" someone yelled as the drunk duck did another keg stand"

"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."

"All panties aside, it's Friday."

"How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job? He isn't very App-y"