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Joke of the Day
"How do you get garbanzo breath? Have a chickpea in your mouth"
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"How do you make holy water? You take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it."
"My high must be wearing off, because that cop car that pulled me over 20 minutes ago is starting to look like a house with Christmas lights."
"Redditors screaming REPOST!! at everything are like grandparents. Just that they don't even seem to *like* the 'good old days'."
"Me and my wife were happy for 20 years... ...then we met each other"
"Why shouldn't you listen to people who have just come out of the swimming pool? Because they are all wet."
"Why do they call them ""S'mores""? Because you always want another one!"
"What do you call an anarchist who does skateboard tricks Radical"
"My new Toyota is going to featured in a film! They call it a Camryo."
"[On a date] Date: So what do you do? Me: I'm a taxidermist Date: Oh... wow. Fox: And a ventriloquist"