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Joke of the Day

"[evil villain turns around in chair to confront adversary but spins too fast and does two complete revolutions before talking]"

"Apple is hiring McDonald's employees.... .....Do you want a Dongle with that?"

"Olympic Sailing results are in! Denmark have taken gold Finland have taken silver Somalia have taken a middle aged couple who were on a worldwide cruise"

"Have you heard of the band 1023 MB? Have you? No? Probably because they don't have any GIGS!"

"Wanna hear a joke? Lifetime movies."

"What is it? -What is it? -It's a ticket to the cinema -But why is it so small? -You place it under your tongue and wait for the movie."

"Why don't little girls fart? Because they don't get an asshole until they get married."

"Fridge My fridge has been acting weird, I guess it's bi-polar."

"What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo? HanDicaprio. ."

"What do you call the space in between Pamela Anderson's breasts? **Silicon Valley**"