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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of alcoholics with the same name? Alcoholics synonymous."

"Any salad can be a Caesar salad... If you stab it enough times."

"What do princess Diana and pink Floyd have in common? their biggest hits were both the wall"

"Hey, waiters, write down my fucking order. If you're trying to impress people how about don't be a waiter."

"Have you heard about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard"

"[NSFW] What did the sperm cell say when it realized it had just been dumped into an ass, not a pussy? Oh, shit."

"Knock knock . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Come in"

"Apparently ""You probably don't hear this a lot, but I think you're quite attractive"" isn't a very good pickup line."

"Why cant college students take exams at the zoo? Too many cheetahs"

"Wanna have a little fun? Go to Facebook and post ""Anyone know a good lawyer?"" Then sit back and watch the speculation run wild!"