182017

Joke of the Day

"Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends? He was way too autistic for his own good."

"What's a crime that doesn't exist now, but might become illegal in 100+ years? Posting this question to r/askreddit."

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim, denim, denim."

"My favorite book is a Stephen King novel... but you've probably never heard of It"

"Time to fap Ctrl+Shift+N"

"Can you say three two-letter words that mean small? Is it in?"

"I had to check my printer because I thought I heard music coming from it. It was the paper jamming."

"A pediatrician and funeral guy opened up a business together. The sign out front said ""Either way, you get your kid back"""

"If you pour two beers in one glass, it's just one beer."

"Gonna start referring to my Facebook feed as Chick-Fil-A because it's just a bunch of propaganda from cows who can't spell."