181993

Joke of the Day

"Overworked Employee in India"

"Will is weary of fame Will runs away to the woods Will dons a loincloth Will eats bugs & berries Will befriends a bear Will Ferrell"

"what's better than roses on your piano? tulips on your organ."

"A very curious kid Kid: ""Papa, are you growing taller all the time?"" Father: ""No, my child. Why do you ask?"" Kid: ""Because the top of your head is poking up through your hair."""

"Did you hear the one about the subatomic particle that refused to pay the bus fare? It just lepton."

"I'd date me. But mainly because I put out."

"This guy said,""I can predict what's going to happen to your nose."" I thought,""Crikey! It's Nostril-damus!'"

"What do you call a demon that lives in your butt? An ass-soul"

"No one is more shocked that I brought my cat to a baseball game than my cat."

"In Hollywood, an actor and his crew shot a pilot They could all be facing at least six months in jail."