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Joke of the Day

"Polish bank robber tied up the safe, blew the guard."

"[Clean] You can tell that someone is not from an English speaking country if... ...if their phone's personal dictionary is full of people's names."

"I covered myself from head to toe in mirrors today. I don't really know why, maybe I'm just at that age where you do a lot of reflecting..."

"What did the 7-Eleven employee say to his wife after sex? Thank you, cum again."

"Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?"

"Here's a joke. Sex. I know. I don't get it either"

"What do you get when you mix /r/pokemon and /r/gonewild? PP up"

"[dad accidentally steps on the dog] I'm sorry girl, I didn't see you. Are you ok? [dad accidentally steps on me] Why are you on the floor?!"

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef :-D"

"*Notices that boss is about to walk into glass door* *Lets nature run its course*"